Leaning over to get something from your bed

singergurl91:

moonflowerlights:

If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds from Jurassic Park were actually a recording of turtles having sex

Also, just remember that Tom Hiddleston can make that noise on command…

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i-o-u-a-fall:

so when i went to a museum the other day there was this on the office window of the biology room

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and this is the first one i see

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napoleonbonerhard:

best-of-funny:

napoleonbonerhard:

napoleonbonerhard:

i literally cannot convey how long I laughed after i realized that boobytrap backwards is partyboob

i really hope that this does not end up being the text post that defines my entire tumblr career

X

best-of-funny get the fuck off

badlittleboyy:

napoleonbonerhard:

i may not be beautiful or intelligent but i can make some bomb ass iced tea and that’s a thing too

This is true. She makes some good ass iced tea. 

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itsalwayssunnyinasgard:

I doodled a thing. [x]

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killerkrill:

tutorial

patrickandmarcus:

I think we should stop using the word opinion when it comes to potentially oppressive ideologies.

We need a new word cuz mufuckas out here thinking hating gay people and hating Johnny Depp movies is the same thing and this really needs to stop

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teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

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arpakasso:

bondoge:

swag youre it

no snapbacks

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staticsrecyclebin:

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I’ve done it

I’ve created the perfect hentai creature

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batched:

bilbos-buttons:

sneakyzebra:

Doctor Who - Adventures in Time & Spice!

(Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BeavOKSrH4 ) 

friendly reminder:

that’s a cosplayer

not Matt Smith.

Oh but his name is Matt XD

Best Eleven cosplayer, hands down.

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